{"id":1288,"date":"2021-10-12T16:14:57","date_gmt":"2021-10-12T16:14:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/?p=1288"},"modified":"2022-06-01T23:27:53","modified_gmt":"2022-06-02T04:27:53","slug":"now-i-am-the-fat-lady-looking-for-things-to-do-with-yarn-no-teeth-osteoporosis-and-a-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/2021\/10\/12\/now-i-am-the-fat-lady-looking-for-things-to-do-with-yarn-no-teeth-osteoporosis-and-a-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Yarn, No Teeth, Osteoporosis And A Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I used to be much thinner<br>but the steroids made me fat<br>I am the fat lady with throat cancer, much yarn,<br>Osteoporosis and a cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Seems the chemo and radiation<br>Did away with my osteophytes<br>Now my holy bones are like swiss cheese<br>That cracks if left out overnight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I weren\u2019t fat I could say<br>I\u2019m just a shadow of my former self<br>I have no teeth not even the kind<br>I could pop out and put, on my nightstand shelf<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I look for things to do with yarn<br>I\u2019ve a creative artistic brain at that<br>I am the fat lady with no teeth, much yarn,<br>osteoporosis and a cat<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now about my cat it\u2019s safe to say<br>He helps my depression, my panic attacks<br>He loves the fat lady with throat cancer, much yarn no teeth,<br>Osteoporosis and a cat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to be much thinnerbut the steroids made me fatI am the fat lady with throat cancer, much yarn,Osteoporosis and a cat Seems the chemo and radiationDid away with my osteophytesNow my holy bones are like swiss cheeseThat cracks if left out overnight If I weren\u2019t fat I could &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1288"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1407,"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288\/revisions\/1407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/boqueteauthors.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}